Showing posts with label Animal Art. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Animal Art. Show all posts

Friday, November 18, 2011

The Giant Turtle Therizinosaurus

Therizinosaurus, you look... unwell. Reconstruction by K. K. Fierova, from Maleyev (1954).

I am quite fond of old, weird reconstructions, and the initial classification of Therizinosaurus cheloniformis as a "turtle-like reptile"1 resulted in the magnificent specimen above. So how could the veritable Jabberwocky we're all familiar with be misinterpreted to such a colossal degree?

This odd phrasing is mirrored in the scientific name ("saurus" = lizard, "cheloniformis" = turtle-like). Malayev (1954) linked Therizinosaurus with members of Protostegidae and thus (probably) didn't intend to suggest another clade of reptiles which converged on turtles. Bizarrely, Rozhdestvensky (1974) claimed Malayev/Maleev classified Therizinosaurus as a "turtle-like pangolin"! Rozhdestvensky (1977) does not reiterate that statement, and further notes that another worker (Sukhanov) classified Therizinosaurus as a turtle; I unfortunately cannot find that source ("The subclass Testudinata" in Osnovy Paleontologii).

Therizinosaurus in its non-turtle form. From Wikipedia Commons.

Malayev (1954) described Therizinosaurus from scrappy remains: a metacarpal fragment, 3 manual unguals, and rib fragments (Zanno 2010). One of the ribs was an estimated 1.5 meters long when complete and was used to calculate a maximum body width of 3.25 meters (10'8") and body length of 4.5 m (14'9") (Malayev 1954); this is of course quite a bit larger than even the largest known Stupendemys geographicus. The rib was noted to lack costal elements, which is curious since turtle skeletons generally look like this:

 
Common Snapping Turtle (Chelydra serpentina) skeleton. Note the plastron is missing. From Wikipedia Commons.

Surprisingly, this is not necessarily a critical flaw, as (all?) turtles have distinct ribs during development before the carapace is fully formed (Wyneken 2001, fig. 90; Sánchez-Villagra 2009, figs. 3, 4). Malayev (1954) did not mention this nor the obvious possibility of a multi-ton hatchling. Instead, the "form of the ribs" was compared to Archelon and Protostega:

Archelon skeleton. From Wikipedia Commons.

The similarity is very general and Malayev (1954) does not list any specific shared characteristics. Due to the lack of costal elements, Malayev (1954) speculated that Therizinosaurus was in a distinct clade and in life had "barely developed or almost completely absent bony armor". It is incredibly strange that the Leatherback Seaturtle (Dermochelys coriacea) was not mentioned, as it entirely lacks costal elements and instead has thousands of dermal ossicles (Cebra-Thomas et al. 2005). The skeleton (sans ossicles) looks like an attempt by turtles to become "normal" tetrapods again.. until you notice the pectoral girdle within the ribcage:

From Wikipedia Commons

The rib material used to describe Therizinosaurus cheloniformis is apparently not from a therizinosaur at all, but a sauropodomorph (Zanno 2010 citing Rozhdestvensky 1970). Isn't it a major problem that the holotype is a chimera? Whatever the case, Therizinosaurus cheloniformis has been re-described a few more times and other rib material has been referred to the species (Zanno 2010). However, all of the diagnostic traits (and most of the material) are from the forelimbs (Zanno 2010).

From Wikipedia Commons.

Malayev (1954) interpreted the metacarpal and phalanges to be "powerful swimming organs" and suggested the huge claws were used for "cutting aquatic vegetation or for another functions, constrained by movement and acquiring food". The longest phalanyx was 60-65 cm long, not including the keratin covering (Malayev 1954), which suggests that the claws were ridiculously huge in life, even for a turtle-like reptile with a 4.5 meter body. I have observed turtles using their claws to climb and tear apart food (maybe what Malayev had in mind...), but clearly claws this disproportionate were doing something special. Something like this:



I like to think that Therizinosaurus, despite not being turtle-shaped anymore, waved its giant claws seductively in the faces of prospective mates.

References:

Cebra-Thomas, J., Tan, F., Sistla, S., Estes, E., Bender, G., Kim, C., Riccio, P., and Gilbert S. F. (2005). How the Turtle Forms its Shell: A Paracrine Hypothesis of Carapace Formation. Journal of Experimental Zoology 304B, 558-569. Available.

Maleyev, E. A. (1954). A new turtle-like reptile from Mongolia. Priroda 3, 106-108. Available.

Rozhdestvensky, A. K. (1977). The study of Dinosaurs in Asia. Journal of the Palaeontological Society of India 20, 102-119. Available.

Rozhdestvensky, A. K. (1974). History of the dinosaur fauna of Asia and other continents and questions concerning paleogeography. Transactions of the Joint Soviet–Mongolia Paleontological Expedition 1, 107–131. Available.

Rozhdestvensky, A. K. (1970). On the gigantic claws of mysterious Mesozoic reptiles. Palaeontological Journal 1, 131-141.

Sánchez-Villagra, M. R., Müller, H., Sheil, C. A., Scheyer, T. M., Nagashima, H., and Kuratani, S. (2009).  Skeletal Development in the Chinese Soft-Shelled Turtle Pelodiscus sinensis (Testudines: Trionychidae). Journal of Morphology 270, 1381-1399. Available.

Wyneken, J. (2001). The Anatomy of Sea Turtles. U.S. Dept Commerce NOAA Tech Mem NMFS SEFSC-470. Available.

Zanno, L. E. (2010). A taxonomic and phylogenetic re-evaluation of Therizinosauria (Dinosauria: Maniraptora). Journal of Systematic Palaeontology 8(4), 503-543. Draft Available.

Friday, April 15, 2011

Of the Monstrous Pictures of Whales

"But it may be fancied, that from the naked skeleton of the stranded whale, accurate hints may be derived touching his true form. Not at all. For it is one of the more curious things about this Leviathan, that his skeleton gives very little idea of his general shape"

- Herman Melville. Moby-Dick; or, The Whale. Chapter 55.


Suspiciously similar to a photo taken by Markus Bühler.

What would be made of cetaceans if they were known only from fossil bones? The reconstruction above shows how a mildly unusual Sperm Whale (Physeter macrocephalus) may appear in this hypothetical alternate reality. The unfortunate cetacean is subjected to almost unadulterated 'shrink-wrapping', with the exception of the 'forehead' region. This area of the skull has a strongly concave surface which would look highly implausible on an aquatic creature. What the angle of the reconstruction fails to show is that the concavity is part of a basin-like depression which covers most of the Sperm Whale's cranium; coupled with crests for the attachment of the maxillonasalis muscle, it should be clear that vast amounts of soft tissue were present. The soft tissue is so considerable in mass that Clarke (1978) referred to the head of a Sperm Whale as "largely snout and the crest of the skull necessary to support it". 

A huge nose can be inferred from a Sperm Whale skeleton, yet Melville's assertion is still likely correct. A sloping, prow-like snout would probably be viewed as most likely due to the shape of the skull and hydrodynamic concerns. It seems unlikely, if not impossible, for internal structures such as the spermaceti organ, junk, museau de singe, and distal sac to be inferred; the first two have a major influence on external appearance, as demonstrated by Carrier et al. (2002). Who knows what functional morphology would be hypothesized without knowledge of the complex inner anatomy of the snout, but with knowledge of the strong asymmetry, lack of functional teeth, and a big lump of tissue that must be doing something other than fill out a basin-shaped skull. 


Thanks to cryptozoology, hypothetical alternate realities are not needed for cetacean remains to be grossly misinterpreted. I really couldn't ask for a better springboard for showing off the ludicrous contrast between the skeleton and life appearance in cetaceans.




Above is an extremely literal reconstruction of the 'hairy' Russian 'plesiosaur' carcass. The position of the nostrils is unambiguously cetaceous, but surely the head is too crocodilian and the body too serpentine for this to be a known species? Nah, the skeletal morphology is unambiguously identical to that of a Beluga whale (Delphinapterus leucas). Who knew that beneath all that blubber and muscle, Belugas were reptilian monsters?

Delphinapterus leucas skeleton from Wikipedia Commons.
Beluga, from Flickr user Travis S.
What I find particularly striking is how much of this cetacean's mass lies outside of the ribcage, and that the ribcage appears to have very little 'influence' on the overall shape of the animal.


Delphinapterus leucas head 3 - taken and modified from Wikipedia Commons.

It seems that a few suggestions of the underlying skull can be seen on the live Beluga's head, but it still seems amazing that the two have anything to do with one another.

---

In 1996, a 'dragon' skeleton was pulled out of the ocean in Langkawi, Malaysia. The only available photo is unfortunately tiny, but the shape of the skull as well as the shape and number of the teeth make an Orca (Orcinus orca) identity probable. That, and it was identified as such.


Based on this.

The situation is essentially the same as that of the Beluga, but with a scarier and vaguely crocodilian head. I think that this shows that, underneath that adorable layer of blubber and high-contrast markings, Orcas are capable of serious macropredation.

---

The Ataka carcass - Worst 'Mystery' Ever.

Something like 6-7 years back in Rhode Island, a local news station ran a brief blurb on a carcass similar in condition to the Ataka specimen being unceremoniously disposed of. It was identified as a Humpback Whale (Megaptera novaeangliae) and nobody appeared to have given it a second thought. The Ataka carcass itself is similarly a complete non-mystery - it was unambiguously identified as a Bryde's Whale shortly after washing up. Even Heuvelmans' great tome, In the Wake of the Sea-Serpents, summarily lists it as such. It is then utterly baffling that some cryptozoology sites insist that this is still a valid mystery. Apparently, some people sincerely believe that this is roaming the oceans:




A thin membrane was added between the tusks so it would have some semblance of functional morphology. Baleen whales probably have the most 'alien' looking mammalian skulls around, so it is quite difficult imagining what a blind reconstruction would look like. I'll admit I just wanted to draw something which looked like a bird skull with pincers coming out of it.


This article is a runaway introduction to a somewhat more rigorous topic - giving extinct whales proper amounts of soft tissue. Yes, shrink-wrapped cetacean reconstructions have been done in all sincerity despite, as this post hopefully demonstrated, that making no sense whatsoever.


References:

Carrier, D. R., Deban, S. M., and Otterstrom, J. (2002). The face that sank the Essex: potential function of the spermaceti organ in aggression. The Journal of Experimental Biology 205, 1755-1763. Available.

Clarke, M. R. (1978). Structure and Proportions of the Spermaceti Organ in the Sperm Whale. Journal of the Marine Biological Association of the United Kingdom 58, 1-17. Available.

Friday, February 4, 2011

An Interlude Of Poorly-Reconstructed Bears

There's too much on my plate right now to allow for a proper followup on the Bad-Ass Mega-Bear Arctotherium angustidens - now one of my most visited posts, wow! - so I figured to do some recycling in the interim. I have a lot of unfinished posts, one of which on deceptive soft tissue so happens to have a section on bears. So, I excised the opening paragraphs and expanded on the bear section a bit to serve as an introduction to the topic in general and tie in with a cryptic statement in the prior post. Don't worry, it gets to bears soon.



For all of the awesome, mind-blowing fossil reconstructions out there, some are incredibly lazy. Particularly noxious offenders include mimeographing inaccurate morphology from prior works (e.g. pronated theropod hands, elephantine sauropod hands), portraying extinct animals as identical to distant modern relatives (e.g. Teratorns-as-Condors, Kayentachelys-as-Snapping-Turtle, Prosalirus-as-Bullfrog...), and of course portraying live animals as shrink-wrapped skeletons:




*Cough*

SV-POW!'s kickass articles on sauropod life reconstructions (Part 1Part 2) served as a major catalyst for my interest in this topic, particularly the second part which explains how portraying 'pods with freakish shrink-wrapped skull-heads has become common, if not expected in palaeo-art. I'd like to suggest that Shrink Wrapped Dinosaur Syndrome (SWDS) is but a facet of a larger phenomenon in which an animal's appearance as determined by skeletal structure, soft tissue, and external cover (hair, feathers) is improperly depicted and/or misunderstood*. Just look at that poor Dimetrodon up top (from Cleland 1916), yeesh. This phenomenon is not limited to fossils, as it can afflict carcasses still in the process of rotting or even live animals.

*Snazzy acronym pending


Since I'm not exactly a skilled re-constructionator, I figured I could put my not-skills to use and concentrate on reconstructing animals incompetently, in the hope of deconstructing some reconstruction myths. Or something.


...

Let's say a clever yet ignorant individual finds a decomposed corpse out in the woods, perhaps reduced to a skeleton with a few globs of flesh and hair still attached. It doesn't remind them of any animals they've ever seem, so they take a stab at reconstructing the presumed cryptid:




The person posts the reconstruction online, along with some blurry photographs of the remains taken at surreal angles typical of German Expressionism. Commenters suggest seemingly random and inexplicably specific taxa for the animal's identity, including the weird mustelid Ekorus, Bigfoot, the weird peccary Mylohyus, non-mammalian synapsid Titanophoneus, and a werewolf. Eventually, a near-consensus is reached suggesting that the carcass is of a late-surviving juvenile "short"-face bear Arctodus. Of course, the animal in question is actually this:


From Wikipedia Commons.

The contrast between the popular conception of bears being stumpy-legged fatties and their skeletons is truly remarkable. My "reconstruction" is cribbed from a skeleton figured in The Royal Natural History: Mammals (page 2) which unfortunately does not have a label, but appears to be an American Black Bear (Ursus americanus) as opposed to some fictional generalized bear. If the "reconstruction" looks familiar, that's because a mangy U. americanus was once confused for Bigfoot, and no, the legs of the creature are most certainly not "too long" to be from a bear. And since when is Bigfoot a quadruped?

Arctodus is typically portrayed as a bear on stilts, in sharp contrast to other species, but is truly not that different. It is almost always shown with rather short hair, which does occur in the Sun Bear, but is highly unlikely to occur out of the tropics; see serchio25's Deviant Art for an intriguing portrayal of Arctodus with more probable hair. It also doesn't help that when Arctodus is compared with other bears or people, it is shown at maximum size. It is now known that Arctodus simus has legs that are not elongated in comparison with other bears, and that the appearance of long legs is probably an optical illusion caused by a rather short back (Figueirido et al. 2010). Arctodus does seem to be rather gracile in build, at least in comparison with Arctotherium angustidens. Grrrraaaahhhh of Shaggy God (citing Nelson and Madsen 1983) informed me of the A. simus specimen UVP 015 with a femur 72.3 (28.5") in length, 6.4 cm (2.5") in mid-shaft width and (as estimated by Figueirido et al. 2010) a weight of 957 kg (2110 lbs); the largest Arctotherium angustidens (see the prior post) has a humerus length* of 62 cm (24.5"), a mid-shaft width of 9 cm (3.5"), and an amazing weight of 1588-1749 kg (3500-3855 lbs). It seems strange that two closely related and similarly sized bears would differ so much in build, especially when bears in general seem conservative in their body plan variation, as demonstrated below.

* Bear humeri seem to be slightly shorter than femurs. UVP 015 is still certainly the tallest bear ever.


And now, bears, bears, bears!

Arctodus simus from Figueirido et al. 2010. Note the outline, which includes hair.

Ursus americanus (Black bear) (?) modified from Wikipedia Commons. It seems to be somewhat shorter-bodied and leggier than Arctodus - is it a juvenile?

Ursus spelaeus ("cave bear") from Wikipedia Commons. Note the long body relative to A. simus and the similar leg length.

Helarctos malayanus (Sun bear) modified from Wikipedia Commons. Note the very short fur.


So yeah, Arctodus simus is certainly not long-legged or feline-like. Did the originators of the claim even bother to compare it with other bears?


References: 

Cleland, H. F. (1916). Geology Part II. Historical. American Book Company: New York, Cincinnati, Chicago. Available.

Figueirido, B. Perez-Claros, J. A., Torregrosa, V., Martin-Serra, A., Palmqvist, P. (2010). Demythologizing Arctodus simus, the 'short-faced' long-legged and predaceous bear that never was. Journal of Vertebrate Paleontology 30(1), 262 - 275. Available.

Lydekker, R. (1894). The Royal Natural History: Mammals. Frederick Wayne and Co: London. Available.

Nelson, M. E. and Madsen, J. H. (1983). A Giant Short-Faced Bear (Arctodus simus) from the Pleistocene of Northern Utah. Transactions of the Kansas Academy of Science 86(1), 1-9.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Marine Cryptid Art

I've covered marine cryptids extensively on this blog, so I figured one more post couldn't possibly make the proverbial grave I'm digging for my credibility any deeper. I think. In recent posts I experimentally subjected a proposed type of 'sea serpent' report to rigorous qualitative and cladistic analysis, and then set out to determine if another proposed 'type' could be classified amongst marine vertebrates, as the authors claimed. I am convinced that most 'sea serpent' reports are too vague to be classified as anything (mundane phenomena or otherwise) and that proposing a classification for a purported animal which bears no strong resemblance to any known clade is a futile effort. This does not mean that future reports should be ignored or that cryptids which bear an obvious resemblance to known clades (e.g. cryptid beaked whales and dolphins) should be discounted - but I seriously question the continued use of 'sea serpent' types unless some very compelling evidence is documented.


I think sea serpent 'types' are a potential goldmine for those interested in speculative biology. A while ago, I made some drawings for a recent and rather obscure sea serpent classification and did my darnedest to come up with a plausible interpretation of the given description. Just how, I ask, is one supposed to depict a near-spherical animal with a carapace, oily hair, and quills? Here's my best effort, circa 2005:


Yeah...


Tim Morris, aka ~Pristichampsus, informed me that he has been utilizing information from this blog to create his own take on the sea serpent 'types'. Tim's style is in strong contrast to whatever I was doing back then, and he has created some seriously top-notch speculative beasts. Here is his 'Type 5 Carapaced' sea serpent in all of its redoubtable glory:


Image ©2010 ~Pristichampsus. Available.


If you look at the comments, note that none other than Nemo Ramjet suggests this cryptid looks like a potential long-lost relative of Thalassocnus. The aquatic nothrothere sloths occurred from the late Miocene to late Pliocene of southern Peru; the early basal species appear to have grazed on seaweed on or near land as evidenced by sand wear on their teeth, while the more derived species lack that wear and had an elongate rostrum, adaptation for strong lips, and appendicular morphology resembling that of pinnipeds (Muizon et al. 2004a, Muizon et al. 2004b, Muizon et al. 2003) Please read the excellent writeup at Catalogue of Organisms for further discussion on morphology and the possibility of anagenesis in that clade. 

With all respect to Mr. Ramjet, I disagree with the assertion that the 'Type 5 Carapaced' marine cryptid represents a highly derived sloth. While some extinct sloths have bony ossicles, they appear restricted to the clade Mylodontidae (Delsuc et al. 2001 citing Carroll 1988); Thalassocnus is in the clade Megatheriidae. No members of Glyptodontidae are known to be semi-aquatic, but their extensive armor could provide a method of accomplishing negative buoyancy comparable to the pachyostosis of manatee bones. 

While I can't find Champagne's original description of  'Type 5', I recall my nemesis the P/A Index playing a hand in its 'classification' - and of course it is worth noting that turtles are prone to growing hair-like epiphytic algae. No quills though.


Moving on...

Champagne's 'Type 8 Digited' marine cryptid is likely based on poorly-reported frogfish, monkfish, or some other anglerfish species, although we can't be certain as he did not specify which reports constituted the 'type'. Here is Tim's take on the beast:

©2010 ~Pristichampsus. Available.

How this creature is supposed to blend in with seaweed I have no idea. Anyways, rather than go with the seemingly obvious identification of an inexplicably aquatic chameleon, I'll spin the special Prehistoric Survivor Paradigm edition wheel of Phylogenetic Roulette (somebody remind me to physically construct this at some point) and land on drepanosaurs. I wrote about this group back in the primordial days of The Lord Geekington, but to avoid further humiliation I will instead link to the Hairy Museum of Natural History article. Note that drepanosaurs are found in lake-bottom sediments and were proposed to be aquatic at some points in their history, but it is now quite clear they are arboreal. I can't help but wonder if the idea of an aquatic chameleon-like animal heavily influenced this 'type', but it went without mention in the description.

I won't go through all the types here, so here's the link to the rest of the illustrations, and the sea-serpent-stravaganza that is the 'Know your Sea Serpents' amalgamation. It reminds me of this famous mural.


When I'm finished constructing my Random Taxa Wheel, I'll have to exploit the movie monster possibilities of these sea serpents... 



References:

Carroll, R. (1988). Vertebrate Paleontology and Evolution. New York: Freeman.

Delsuc, Frederic, et al. (2001). The evolution of armadillos, anteaters and sloths depicted by nuclear and mitochondrial phylogenies: implications for the status of the enigmatic fossil Eurotamandua. Proceedings of the Royal Society B. 268, 1605-1615. Available.

Muizon, C. et al. (2004a). The evolution of feeding adaptations of the aquatic sloth ThalassocnusJournal of Vertebrate Paleontology 24(2), 398-410. Available.

Muizon, C. et al. (2004b). The youngest species of the aquatic sloth Thalassocnus and a reassessment of the relationships of nothrothere sloths (Mammalia: Xenarthra). Journal of Vertebrate Paleontology 24(2), 387-397. Available.

Muizon, C. et al. (2003). A new early species of the aquatic sloth Thalassocnus (Mammalia: Xenarthra) from the Late Miocene of Peru. Journal of Vertebrate Paleontology 23(4), 886-894. Available.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Change has come to The Lord Geekington

As you may have noticed, the banner has undergone something of an art evolution. Since I drew the old banner last year I've taken an art class and wow, what a difference it has made! I would love to take more, but now that I have a hypothetical B.S. Biology degree this may prove difficult. We'll see how it evolves next year.


So who's on it?


Discussed here, this is a damaged cat skull (note the missing upper right canine) which I dug up in the woods near my house. The odd characters (sagittal crest, closed postorbital bars) may be related to large size; while I can't rule out an exotic hybrid, this is probably within the range of variation for house cats. I certainly won't let myself fall prey to phylogenetic roulette!


The last thoracic vertebrae and first two dorsal vertebrae from Basilosaurus cetoides, an Eocene stem-cetacean. As I discussed here, the vertebral count from a smaller relative suggests that B. cetoides was even larger and more ridiculously elongated than previously imagined. I'd love to see how these big, extreme vertebrae worked.


Mesoplodon densirostris - I've written quite a lot of posts about beaked whales so a representative is obligatory.


The start of my lazy bird silhouette series, this is a generalized frigatebird (Fregata sp.). They're incredible fliers and I would love to see them in real life.


Turkey vultures (Cathartes aura) are ubiquitous but amazing animals none the less. I saw one getting mobbed the other day and they're capable of some incredibly spry moves for animals that spend most of their time soaring. I've written about cathartids numerous times.


The cirroctopod Opisthoteuthis is the closest an organism has come to resembling a plush animal. They're frequently mentioned in my numerous cephalopod posts. I can't talk about the fish, just some poeciliid of no consequence.


No, it isn't an exogorth, this is an amphibian known as a caecilian. They're the most poorly known major tetrapod clade and their relation to other lissamphibians still seems up for debate. The structure located between the rudimentary eye and the nostril is a sensory tentacle. I have yet to seriously discuss them.


Softshell turtles (Trionychidae) are highly derived cryptodires which traded in a bulky carapace for their titular comparably strong and flexible shell. I've mentioned them here.



Wow, no references. I'll have to make up for that...

Thursday, January 24, 2008

The Unknown Sea Serpent Classification

Debunkers have occasionally brushed aside the sea serpent phenomenon as "just" being reports of oarfish, giant squid, frilled sharks, et cetera; I highly question how many (if any) reports these casual debunkers have actually read. The public idea of sea serpents is apparently of a mythological entity rather than something that actually has some interesting reports. Oudemans and Heuvelmans were early researchers who wound up collecting hundreds of reports, some of which cannot easily be written off as hoaxes or known phenomenon. I should note that I'm by no means a credulous believer in cryptozoology, just because something can't be explained doesn't mean that it is proof of something unknown. The possibility of existence is raised because of some reports but the only way to confirm existence is through physical remains. This is a very odd state of being, seemingly real but maybe not, and is possibly the reason why people clump into believers and non-believers. I'll attempt to take a skeptical (i.e. critical) approach to the subject, in my opinion the most fair way of dealing with it.

With only one possible exception, the only plausible evidence for sea serpents comes anecdotal reports. So what merit can anecdotal evidence have? After dealing with historical giant snake reports, I'm suggesting that any pre-science "evidence" be treated as a curiosity and nothing more. Even the more recent reports tend to be vague and/or suspect most of the time, but once in a while there is a remarkable sighting that is detailed and appears credible. Like the Valhalla and the Daedalus sightings, for instance. More vague reports can possibly be used to indicate possible range for sea serpents, but I'd suggest even that may be stretching credibility. The better sea serpent sightings can be plausibly compared to the occasional reports of beaked whales not fitting any known species by scientists. In the past unknown forms were seen (Mesoplodon sp. A, Tropical Bottlenose Whale) and then classified (Mesoplodon peruvianus, Indopacetus pacificus) when physical evidence showed up or was examined more closely. Some species, such as the apparently distinctive M. traversii, have not been observed to date, so a low number of sightings alone isn't a good indication against existence. The fact that sea serpent sightings have only very rarely been observed by scientists and the fact that they seem to be highly derived from any known group means that the anecdotal evidence should be scrutinized much more than the ziphiids though.

After collecting and sieving through reports of anomalous marine animals, the next logical step is to try and determine exactly what was sighted. Anthonid Cornelis Oudemans proposed a single species of, uh, "viverrine"/otter/pinniped/Basilosaurus relative behind the sightings. The proposed family tree looked odd even for that time period (Basilosaurus as a Carnivoran!?!) and this marks a trend of researchers stretching palaentological evidence to fit their proposals. A few decades later Heuvelmans decided that Megophias megophias and its vast repertoire of surface behavior couldn't adequately explain the range of reports and proposed nine sea serpent types. Mammalian sea serpents dominated with the long necked (giant pinniped), merhorse (pinniped? archaeocete?), super otter (very primitive archaeocete), many humped (Basilosaurus-like archaeocete), and many finned (very derived archaeocete). I discussed the last one at some length and was baffled at how Heuvelmans came to the conclusion that he did with the information that he had - for one thing most reports never mentioned the titular characteristic! Oh and there were also multiple giant eels and eel-shaped fish, a giant crocodile-shaped reptile, a giant turtle (dropped), and a tadpole shaped giant yellow bellied something (dropped), here's a charming little illustration of the whole bunch. I don't think that Heuvelmans started off with preconceptions but his text hints that he had a fairly concrete idea of the types early on. Coleman and Huyghe recently attempted to clean up the system by combining the long necked and merhorse (waterhorse), the super eel and super otter and many humped (classic sea serpent) and basically kept the rest (mystery saurian, cryptic chelonian, great sea centipede). The team's bigfoot classification was problematic, but this classification seems more conservative and plausible (except for the giant beaver, egads). Not too much was added by the team and it appears that all of the problems with Heuvelmans got passed on, like finless many finned sea serpents. It really is just about time for someone to start this all again from the ground up.

The first indication of another classification system was "A Preliminary Evaluation of a Study of the Morphology, Behavior, Autoecology, and Habitat of Large, Unidentified Marine Animals, based on Recorded Field Observations" by Bruce A. Champagne in an online collection of Cryptozoology articles called Dracontology. Coleman and Huyghe cited the article but didn't discuss it, perhaps due to its preliminary nature. Aside from some excerpts getting posted on Cryptozoology.com, nothing else was published or mentioned for around six years. Late last year in the book Elementum Bestia, Mr. Champagne published "A Classification System for Large, Unidentified Marine Animals based on the Examinations of Reported Observations". It does seem to be very interesting indeed. There are now 1247 reports on file with much more data getting taken into account, such as water temperature, salinity, current et cetera. Although not mentioned in the report, I think recording data that the witnesses couldn't have been subjective about is an interesting way to make the reports seem more plausible (assuming there were patterns). Unfortunately, documentation of the reports is not done in the article - some of them were apparently odd enough that I'd like a way to track them down for myself. Perhaps it was beyond the scope of the article. Not all the reports were used anyways, and there was an established point system (+1 for a qualified observer, +1 for physical evidence, etc) that whittled the number down to 209. Quantifying quality of reports is subjective of course, but at least it is attempting to be more scientific than past incarnations. In fact, both articles are written in a style reminiscent of technical peer-reviewed literature.

The author is very mysterious and searches for past articles on marine biology and cryptozoology online have proved fruitless. If anybody has any more information on him (or if he's reading this!) please, do share.

Time to discuss the sea serpents themselves, and yes, there are more than 9.


Type 1: "Long-necked"

These are reports that, of course, are of long necked animals. Confusingly, other types have this characteristic (3, 4B), but presumably other characters took precedence. This type is somewhat comparable to the long-necked/merhorse/super-otter classification of Heuvelmans and the "waterhorse" category of Coleman and Huyghe. Unlike previous authors, it has been divided into two sub-types.


Type 1A:

This "long necked" is primarily distinguished by a head of the same or slightly smaller diameter than the neck. Type 1As are reported worldwide, but appear most in boreal climate zones. They aren't even limited to salt water and have apparently been sighted several kilometers inland in fresh water, possibly to breed. Champagne also suggests that this type is a pinniped and a relatively large one at 2.5-12 (9 avg) meters in reported length. Given peoples' tendency to exaggerate, I'd suggest that this type could fall within the mass range of pinnipeds. The proposition of a long necked and tailed pinniped raises a lot of questions. Pinniped necks actually aren't longer than a dog's ('cept Acrophoca see Darren of course) and tend to be immensely thick to boot. Pinnipeds have very short tails, and the Coleman/Huyghe book suggested that reports of a long tail are due to the rear limbs. The superficial plesiosaur or elasmosaur-like body coupled with a pinniped-style flexible neck makes this type quite unique and would presumably indicate an unknown niche. The idea of a pinniped being fully adapted to a marine life and taking on a new form doesn't seem too outlandish, and at least this type resembles common sightings. The lack of resemblance to anything in the fossil record is still a major problem of course.


Type 1B:

This "type" is only known from 5 sightings in the North Atlantic and is distinguished by a head larger in diameter than the neck. It is supposedly much larger (17 meters+) than the 1A and displays more "primitive" characteristics and different behaviors (frequently associates with cetaceans, etc). Oh, these illustrations are ones that I did a while back, so you'll see I chose to portray it as a more robust "1A" type animal as opposed to another lineage of long-necked creature. Limbs were never observed and only inferred to exist by presumed relations. The proposed anatomy of this type is even stranger than the 1A, and I don't know what to think of a massive head on a long neck. Judging by the lack of sightings or apparently much detail, I'm suggesting that future analyses will probably just absorb these sightings into the "1A" or maybe "type 3" classification. Ah, to lump or to split, the eternal question.


Type 2: Eel-like
Animals described as just that, eel-like. Only about half of the reports were detailed enough to classify, and the three sub-types specified seem very divergent. The first two types have no analogy in Heuvelmans, and the last one (exemplified by the Daedalus sighting) is a bit super-eel or yellow belly-ish.


Type 2A:Although not outright mentioned, the reported details of this type match up the Tresco encounter, which Heuvelmans rejected due to its outlandish nature. Apparently there have been similar, more subdued sighting of a similar nature in the western Atlantic. Coleman and Huyghe noted that Mangiacopra once had a classification with an apparently similar sea serpent, but further information is lacking. This type is distinguished by a squarish head and scales. The head supposedly has pendulous lips, mucous emanating from the mouth, and either horns or tusks. The compliment of fins is confusing, it has variously noted as having a dorsal fin (once) as well as fan-like pectoral and/or anal (?!) fins. I portrayed it as a limbed sea snake-like animal with a very thick body (8-18% the total length). The reports average 6-9 meters with one 30 meter report (the Tresco). This type seems very...confused...and the idea of a reptilian walrus analogy off the Eastern coast of the US and Canada is quite a bit out there. I'd like to know the location of the other reports and how many there even were and if alternate explanations are possible (hoaxes?).


Type 2B:

A much, much more mundane and believable "sea serpent", this actually appears to be an unknown beaked whale of some sort distinguished (from other type 2s) by a pointed head. One report mentioned an ambiguous structure behind the head (a "mane"), but this animal is suggested (by the author, not in the article) to have a series of bumps on the spine instead. Once again, I'd be curious to have the reports available because it would be interesting to know if the witnesses simply observed a known species of large (7.5-9 m) beaked whale and didn't note the dorsal fin. The type 3 sea serpent supposedly has a mane and series of humps as well. Sightings were rather uncommon (once every 40 years) and it doesn't seem like this type has much merit. It was seen in both the Atlantic and Pacific and hasn't been reported in over 80 years. What a shame, an unknown beaked whale (even one with a series of humps replacing a dorsal fin) is a fairly plausible cryptid by anyone's standards.


Type 2C:
The last type of "eel-like" animal, this time distinguished by a blunt "cow-like" head. The head is reported as being quite large proportionally (14-33% of the total length), which seems a bit jarring with the Daedalus illustration. It is also described with a tapering tail (making it tadpole shaped?). This is also a proportionally rather thick (10-16% total length) and long (18-24 m) animal with a rigid body and no reported appendages. Like the Daedalus sighting, it just isn't too clear how this animal is propelling itself. This type has been observed in the Atlantic and Indian Oceans as well as the South China Sea. It hasn't been observed in 70 years either. The mouth was described as sub-terminal, hard to see when closed, but overall large and with sharp teeth so Champagne hypothesized that this was a zooplankton feeder. As for classification, he proposes that this is a reptilian animal, and I'm not too clear on why. Apparently this is an aggressive tail slapper like a lepidosaur, although where it derived from I don't have a clue. I portrayed it as a very massive sort of sea snake or sea snake-like reptile.


Type 3: Multiple-humped (available: Here and Here)

This is pretty much the sea serpent, it is responsible for about 1/3 of the sightings, is reported worldwide, and is synonymous with "Cadborosaurus" and others. Bruce wrote another article on the Clark brothers' video which he interpreted to be of this "type". It has been reported in areas from the open ocean to several kilometers inland in fresh water, and has been reported from estuaries with great frequency. Oh, and apparently it can venture over land. The anatomy of this type, despite it being so common, is absolutely baffling. The head is camel-like with a sub-terminal mouth, a spear-like tongue, prehensile lips, possible vomerine teeth, and maybe some sort of crest or a mane. The neck appears to be quite long (the foreflippers are located about 1/3 back) and the bilobate tail is plated and apparently capable of making sound. Oh yes, and apparently the body has yellow "spines" and it has been reported up to 60 meters in length (move over Amphicoelias!) with 10-20 meters average. If this reported animal actually does have all those variable characteristics, then I can't help but wonder if it is responsible for or confused for some of these other "types". The author doesn't specify the classification index, but appears to plump for a reptilian identity. I'd have no idea where this animal fits in classification-wise, presumably the only reptiles that could have adapted to vertical undulations would be archosaurs of some sort - even though crocodiles don't. The lack of evidence of anything remotely resembling this in the fossil record is a huge problem, but not outright disproof. Even if there are many good sightings and a weird carcass ("carcass"?), this type is still hugely unsettling.



Type 4: Sail finned
Another category of largely dissimilar animals sharing a vaguely similar feature. The first type has no analogy in the other systems, and the second (more common) type is somewhat comparable with the super eel and Valhalla sighting.

Type 4A: (Available: Here)
Yet another "sea serpent" that appears to be a sort of beaked whale. I feel that this drawing came out the best, by the way. This animal is also from the northwest Atlantic Ocean and was unfortunately last seen in 1912. How many sea serpent types live off the Eastern US coast anyways? Apparently "Paxton 1995" discusses this animal, although it wasn't listed in the works cited. Despite the "crocodile-like" head and "scales" (warts? barnacles?), this type does seem to resemble a cetacean. Once again, I'm curious about the actual sightings to confirm (for myself) that this actually does resemble a large (9-21 m?) ziphiid with an unusually small head and large dorsal fin. A recently extinct beaked whale isn't too unusual by anyone's standards, and I'm sure that marine biologists would find the reports interesting.


Type 4B: (Available: Here)
Another very strange proposed animal, the author considers this "a transitional animal with reptilian and mammalian characteristics". The closest thing to an aquatic non-mammalian synapsid appears to be the Ophiacodontids - however they're very very old and don't show any obvious aquatic adaptations. The neck is apparently long and there are no appendages, so the animal supposedly moves by ostraciform swimming with the large dorsal fin. At a reported 4-26 meters long, this would be by far the largest animal using that locomotion and I wonder how effective it would be at such sizes. The head is of similar diameter to the neck and has a large mouth, lips, and "tendrils". The overall body shape, disregarding the inferred neck, does strongly suggest a fish of some kind, somewhat reminiscent of Derichthys. I think it is likely that this type will be included within another "type" in future classification.


Type 5: Carapaced Animal

Yet another animal described as being a "reptile-like mammal, or transitional/intermediate animal of unknown class" regardless of the resemblance to a turtle. The measurements (thickness 75-90% total length, thickness 60-75 total length) give it a fineness ration of a little over 1 and proved impossible to portray plausible, so something must have been wrong (flippers included?). Aside from the plated, shell-like carapace and long (!) wedge-shaped tail, the animal is occasionally described with oily hair, quills (!), and a seal-like head, probably resulting in the bizarre classification. I think if reports were selected differently a much more plausible looking animal could result, although plausible looking doesn't necessarily mean more likely.


Type 6: Saurian (Available: Here)

An animal with a crocodilian (occasionally seal-like) head ranging from 1-20 m in length from the (sigh) North Atlantic and Mediterranean. The occasional spots are the only new piece of information to this Marine Saurian/Mystery Saurian animal. Reports seem rare enough that this type will probably just remain some sort of curiosity.


Type 7: (Available: Here)

I've talked about this animal far too much as it is. Apparently only 6 sightings were used, 3 of which are from carcasses (!) and one of which was photographed (!!!). That last bit of information should be major news, but there aren't any references to where it can be found. Even compared to the other improbable animals, this is a particularly troublesome one.


Type 8: Digited Animal (Available: Here)

This type of "sea serpent" appears to be based off of the Canvey Island Monster to some degree, which was probably some relative of the anglerfish (poorly reported). The idea of an aquatic chameleon-like reptile has been proposed before in the case of Hypuronector, although it is now thought to be arboreal like the rest of the bizarro Avicephalans. This "type" can probably discarded due to suspected misidentifications. This really goes to show the importance of at least referencing the sightings used.


Type 9: Snake-like (available: here)

A 6-18 meter long snake-like animal with a squared head and visible scales reported from the Atlantic. This seems very similar to the 2A sea serpent, although this wasn't mentioned. I made a preliminary drawing and sent it to Bruce, but he didn't give feedback and it didn't make it into his report.


Giant cephalopods were also mentioned but never discussed.


This does indeed seem to be a very interesting classification system. There are a lot of questions left to be answered, and I can't help but think that the scope of the article is somewhat responsible for that. I think a lot more discussion by the author would have been necessary rather than leaving it to the reader. There certainly does seem to be a lot of interesting information covered, and I think a better medium than a short (~30 page) article in a obscure book with no ISBN would be necessarily for the best airing. It still seems like a lot of people had not heard about this classification, hence me writing about it. Undoubtedly the story does not end here and somebody else in time will build on this and other system to make yet another one.

I don't know if we'll ever find a "sea serpent" in the ocean. Yes, yes, we're all aware how large and mysterious the oceans are, but an apparent unknown branch of aquatic, say, synapsids, stretches credibility past breaking point. I'd personally suggest that the most parsimonious explanation is that there is a single aberrant species which, combined with cultural preferences hoaxes and mundane phenomenon creates the sea serpent phenomenon. Well, that is assuming that there is an unknown species to begin with.


Well, I'm tired of Cryptozoology for now

-Cameron